Bro: [shows me a pic our little cousin posted where she's making a duck face and showing her cleavage]
Me: Oh.
Bro: What the heck does she think she's doing?
Me: I dunno man.
Bro: Put those things away before someone gets hurt!
i got out of the bathroom

and my bro was standing there with his hands held out towards me

and we started playing slide

we got to 4 before we broke down laughing

kuya tim

found me a cosplay wig giveaway on fb

my bro was

on the couch playing video games and covered in hella blankets

so i swaddled him and ran away

!!!!

im hella high level in happy street so i give kuya tim items and stuff but i forgot to do it and im lazy so i just give him my phone to make him do it

he’s on the other couch and instead of holding out his hand he held out his foot

so i put my phone on the top of his foot

then he kicked the phone towards himself and he caught it

it was amazing

"We’re in there like swimwear."
-My bro while playing tetris
i showed my bro

the earl lemongrab ep

hooray

my brother looked at me

smiled

"I’m going to kill you!"

my bro downloaded

best of 2012 music for the new years party

and hes playing the music rn

and like a slow song was playing and he started doing the gangam style dance at the speed of the slow song.

ALSO!!! WHILE I WAS TYPING THIS, HE WALKED UP TO ME AND STOLE ONE OF MY BUNNY SLIPPERS?!?!?!?!

my bro asked me if i had a toilet baby?